A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
Wednesday, 29 August 2007
Sunday, 26 August 2007
I have added a new widgit to the sidebar of my blog, it's Wakoopa a small app that monitors what applications I use on my home computer and then ranks them on my usage and updates the feed on my sidebar.
Thursday, 23 August 2007
Tuesday, 21 August 2007
Do you Digg?
Do you visit the social news networking site Digg.com? I ask as I read there a fair bit and I know that it is really popular around the world but I don't know anyone who uses it so I don't have any friends on it. If you do, add me as a friend - gotfuzz
Tuesday, 14 August 2007
Coming to an end
Our trip is starting to wind up, in a little over a week we will have done over 6000km traveling the Queensland outback.
This is our last night in Charleville, tomorrow we have some more work to do in this area but after that we are going to begin the long drive home.
We have dubbed the road that we have done most of our driving on as the killing fields due to the number of dead Roo's and Emu's that there are on the side of the road. We didn't really understand why there where so many on that road until we where forced to drive at night. We had no less that 10 - 15 Roo's jump out in front of us. We did hit one, but it went straight under our two left wheels so it died instantly and it did not suffer.
I'm really looking forward to getting back home on Thursday and finally purchasing a car.
This is our last night in Charleville, tomorrow we have some more work to do in this area but after that we are going to begin the long drive home.
We have dubbed the road that we have done most of our driving on as the killing fields due to the number of dead Roo's and Emu's that there are on the side of the road. We didn't really understand why there where so many on that road until we where forced to drive at night. We had no less that 10 - 15 Roo's jump out in front of us. We did hit one, but it went straight under our two left wheels so it died instantly and it did not suffer.
I'm really looking forward to getting back home on Thursday and finally purchasing a car.
Friday, 10 August 2007
Charleville....
We arrived in Charleville last night and checked into our motel, and let me tell you we where more then disappointed....
The rooms they put us in where crappy and old and I think that they are smokers rooms as they do smell a bit and there is an ashtray on the bench.
We are checking out of here tomorrow morning and moving to a motel up the street, so that should make the stay a little more enjoyable.
At this point, it looks like we are going to be heading back to Brisbane on Thursday, but who knows for sure. Dates on these trips don't mean to much.
The rooms they put us in where crappy and old and I think that they are smokers rooms as they do smell a bit and there is an ashtray on the bench.
We are checking out of here tomorrow morning and moving to a motel up the street, so that should make the stay a little more enjoyable.
At this point, it looks like we are going to be heading back to Brisbane on Thursday, but who knows for sure. Dates on these trips don't mean to much.
Wednesday, 8 August 2007
My Live Cam
At the moment I am playing with stickam, it is a website that allows you to broadcast video over the internet for anyone to see.
At the moment we are travelling out to St George, I am going to be playing with the settings of the camera as it isn't working to well.
Express Yourself LIVE |
At the moment we are travelling out to St George, I am going to be playing with the settings of the camera as it isn't working to well.
Monday, 6 August 2007
Chocolate Rain
When you first listen to it, you just think that it is a crappy song, but then you realise that you have been singing it for the past few hours.
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